The Dumbest Things We've Ever Said

[Phantomstar]

He would be twenty-seven, twenty-eight in May.

[cay]

Wow, these are never going to top yours, but maybe they'll make you laugh... O.o

Okay, here we go:
Cay - Me
Becca - Rebecca
May - Makayla
Amy - Mikayla (different one)
Shay - Sarah
Emmy - Ammara
Clicker - Toni
Locker Buddy - Jana
Pony - Paris
N - Nick
Ish - Ashley
Jords - Jordaan
Thin Ice - Rachel (different one)
Botox Queen - Ms. Woods
Clock - Mr. Part
Ms. G - Ms. Gouthro
Comma - Ms. Kennedy



Cay: "Come on, we have to find something to do with this picture!"
Clicker: "Omigosh, that's an astronaut!"
Cay: "Ye-aaah."
Clicker: "So we could do Neil Armstrong!"
Cay: "I guess..."
Clicker: "Did you know Neil Armstrong was the first man to set foot on Earth?"
Cay: " 'Cause you know before that we all floated."
Clicker: "Yea-- What?"


Cay: "Can I really take the fries?"
ISh: "Sure just eat them in the car."
Jords: *trips and fall on the ground* "Oh no! My smoothie is all over me!"
Ish: "Omigosh, are you okay?"
Cay: "What happened?"
Jords: "I tripped on the snow!"
*a minute later when they are all in the car*
Jords: "I wish it were raining."
Cay: "But then we'd be soaking!"
Jords: "... Well it's very hard to trip on rain."


N: "Ms. Woods?"
Botox Queen: "Yes, Nick?"
N: "I don't get why we're subtracting one?"
Botox Queen: "Well, that's okay."
*Minutes later*
N: "Aren't you going to tell us?"
Botox Queen: "No."


Cay: *closes her locker* "We didn't think you were going to be here this week, Nick. We all thought you'd be skiing."
N: "I wasn't supposed to be here."
Cay: "Where were you supposed to be?"
N: "Skiing."


May: "This is the end of the sweet, sugar Candyman!"


Amy: "I is drawing a kitty."
Cay: "That is nice."
Amy: "It looks weird; it has a beard!"


Shay&May: "Keep walking, but you won't knock down our wall, keep walking, but she isn't gonna fall! It's plain to see your brains are very small, so keep walking, you won't be knocking down our wall!"


Kim: "But Mr. Part! Whenever I go like this it goes," *a blaring trumpet note*
Clock: "That would be why it's a trumpet."
Kim: "But--"
Clock: "Okay, from now on, when Kim starts talking, all of you shout: "SHUT UP KIM!"
Class: "Okay."
Kim: "Mr. Part that's so--"
Class: "SHUT UP KIM!"
Kim: *whimpers*


Ms. G: "And if you DON'T bring in your report cards, I'm gonna break your wrists!"

Ms. G: "Toni, if you don't SHUT UP, I' gonna rip your tongue out!"

Ms. G: "And if I, say, threw one of you out the window," *indicates second story window* "All of you forty kids would see and I wouldn't be able to get away with it."

Ms. G: "Shut up or I'm going to strangle you!"


Clock: "Stop making out with your Bari Sax!"


Locker Buddy: "Hey Courtney!"
Cay: "Hey Locker Buddy."
Locker Buddy: *to herself* "Hmm, what mood am I in today?"
Cay: *silence*
Locker Buddy: "I know! I'm feeling depressed today!" *smiles and grabs her books*


Becca: "You look good this morning,"
Cay: "Thanks! So do you!"
Becca: *silence, then:* "I had no shower, I didn't brush my hair or my teeth."
Cay: "REALLY?!?! Why?"
Becca: "Because me sister thought it would be funny to set all of the alarm clocks in the house except for hers at 8:00. I leave the house at 8:10."
Cay: *cringes*


Pony: "What is your favourite vegetable cooked?"
Cay: "Ma- mah-- muh... CHAMPIGNON!"
Pony: *silence*
Cay: "MUSHROOM! I forgot the English word for it... Good thing we're in French class!"


Emmy: "Hey there, I like your hair... Who does your hair? I wanna go there. DANG IT COURTNEY YOU GOT THAT STUCK IN MY HEAD!"
Cay: *giggles*


Cay: "What is an oxymoron?"
Rachel: "Two words that contradict each other."
Cay: "Right!"
Rachel: "Like, jumbo shrimp, or even, a red orange."
Cay: "Like I'm gonna eat a red orange. Psh... That would taste horrible!"


Comma: "So we're going to think of all the colours we might need for this. Go ahead."
Becca: "Gold!"
May: "Violet!"
Pony: "How about amber?"
Amber: "My name's Amber!"
Pony: *rolls her eyes*
Comma: "Any else?"
Cay: "Amethyst!"
Comma: "... We won't need that will we? I mean, I can't even say that! Ama... Amy... Am..."
Class: "AMETHYST!"


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[paradigmshift]

*sigh*

Sorry guys. I changed "The Village Idiot" to Smith. It was funny, but he kinda saw it... And it hurt his feelers. So we're doing him a big favor, and taking it off. :/

He said that he'd blame it all on Bailey though

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Lol, "Ms. G" sounds mean, Cay.

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Smitty said WHAT!? That's not fair! I didn't make the friggin quote list!

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