Post by Phantomstar on Feb 15, 2008 13:22:03 GMT -5
Oh my... My friends and I tend to be awfully stupid at times. So we have decided to attempt to collect as many stupid things that we've ever said as possible. Some are funny, some are dumb, and some wouldn't make sense unless you were there. You people can post stupid/random things you've said here too, if you'd like. I still think we've probably said more stupid things in our short lifetimes than many people have in much longer lives. We tend to be... overly idiotic at times. Anyways, onwards to stupidity! All new quotes will be in light blue!
All the Stupid Things We’ve Ever Said, and Some that Just Don’t Make Sense
Here’s a guide to all of the nicknames used:
Smith: Mr. Smith
Powder Puff: Leah
Marnanen: Marin
Pie-Sack: Anna Pisac
Bay-Bay-Wuvvy-Duvvy-Doo: Bailey
Rin: also refers to Bailey
IUB: Alison
Skeelo: Inga
Monkey: Garrett
Mr. Dance: Mr. Taylor
Ju-Ju-Bear: Julian
ALB: Anna, Leah, and Bailey
Mrs. Lardson: Mr. Larson
Lemon-Bar-Hater: Mark
To be added to...
To be added to...
Yeah. Feel free to post your dumb quotes here as well. I'd like to see how much randomness the people on this site have. Hah. And if you'd like me to explain any of the quotes above, just ask. I'd be glad to let you know. And I guarantee you that this will be added to. When I start remembering things...
All the Stupid Things We’ve Ever Said, and Some that Just Don’t Make Sense
Here’s a guide to all of the nicknames used:
Smith: Mr. Smith
Powder Puff: Leah
Marnanen: Marin
Pie-Sack: Anna Pisac
Bay-Bay-Wuvvy-Duvvy-Doo: Bailey
Rin: also refers to Bailey
IUB: Alison
Skeelo: Inga
Monkey: Garrett
Mr. Dance: Mr. Taylor
Ju-Ju-Bear: Julian
ALB: Anna, Leah, and Bailey
Mrs. Lardson: Mr. Larson
Lemon-Bar-Hater: Mark
To be added to...
To be added to...
Smith: ‘Oranges?’
Powder Puff: ‘The buses are ringing at me!’
Bay-Bay-Wuvvy-Duvvy-Doo: ‘I give up. You win. You are the bigger idiot.’
Steven: 'Well, Craig is gay!' -on chair lift with Powder Puff/Smith
Powder Puff: 'Steven! Oh my god!'
Steven: 'What? He lost is virginity in like 4th grade too....'
Smith:-very silent- 'Well, you're not gonna lose yours until another like.... 30 years go by. Hey! The made a movie about you!!!!'
Powder Puff: '40-year old Virgin! HAHAHA!!!!'
IUB: ‘Three-hundred-ninety-five over fourty-four?!’
Skeelo: ‘That’d be just like making out with her! Your own student!’
Smith: ‘Read that. It make you smarter.’
Mr. Dance: ‘Ab-fwa-wut-fa-lu-loo... Ab-fallu-valu... ABSOLUTE VALUE!’
Pie-sack: Wooble!
Pie-sack: Weef!
Ju-Ju-Bear: ‘Lardy!!!!’
Powder Puff: ‘Picture everyone in their spandex!’
Pie-Sack: 'Leah has to wear spandex underneith those pants!'
Smith: ‘Yeah, sometimes I like to do that too....'
ALB: -silent, horrified looks-
Smith: ‘I was just kidding!’
Pie-sack: ‘Bad pictures. Very bad pictures.’
Martina: ‘Let’s show those football players who’s loudest! We are, trust me. They’re not that tough, I’ve dated one!’
Mrs. Lardson: ‘So have I!’
Pie-sack: ‘You dated a football player?!’
Mrs. Lardson: ‘No! No! No, no, no! That came out wrong!’
Mrs. Lardson: ‘Guess what! I’m having another baby!’
ALB: -silent-
Pie-sack: ‘What?’
Mrs. Lardson: ‘That came out wrong again, didn’t it?’
Mrs. Lardson: ‘Those were sinks?!’
Monkey: ‘I wish a carrot stick would run you over.’
Pie-Sack: ‘Dumb, dumb, dumb, we Andrew Smiths sure are dumb!’
Lemon-bar-Hater: ‘Lemon bars taste like ass.’
Lemon-Bar-hater: ‘Seriously, how old is this teacher? Is she, like, a really old lady?’
Pie-sack: ‘For one, it’s a he. For two, he’s only two years older than you.’
Lemon-Bar-hater: ‘Really?! Wow... Wait...’
Lemon-Bar-Hater: ‘Don’t eat!’
Pie-sack: ‘Lynnee! We made it to the next round!’
Powder Puff: ‘Anna, that’s not Lynnee...’
Pie-sack: ‘Oh, crap...’
Pie-sack: ‘Yeah, text notes do taste like... Woah! Look at that shiny thingy!’
Bay-Bay-Wuvvy-Duvvy-Doo: ‘I’m going to hit you with my ruler, okay? Great.’
Marnanen: ‘Do you seriously live in a hole, Mr. Smith?’
IUB: ‘You do live in a hole, Mr. Smith... How pathetic...’
Pie-sack: ‘We’ve driven this city crazy. That’d be why they’re kicking us out.’
Pie-sack: ‘Mr. Smith, my cousin is more mature than you. And she’s nine.’
Pie-sack: ‘Leah, would you rather diet with Mr. Smith or die with him? Really. No offense, but that’s not the last face I’d like to see... Maybe my cat...’
Powder Puff: ‘We should write a book. 101 ways to annoy your teachers. That’d be easy.’
Pie-sack: ‘Mr. Smith, can I hurl this pen cap at your head at great speeds, so it’s bound to hurt?’
Smith: -not really paying attention- ‘Sure...’
Pie-sack: ‘Cool!’ –hurls pen cap and hits Smith in nose-
Smith: ‘Why did you do that? Why would you do such a thing?’
Pie-sack: ‘You said I could.’
Smith: ‘I did not!’
Pie-sack: ‘Whatever...’
Smith: -has an ice cream in hand, and is talking, yet again, not paying attention.
Pie-sack: -swipes ice cream from his hand-
Smith: -grabs Anna’s wrist-
Pie-sack: -pulls away roughly-
Smith: -let’s go-
Pie-sack: -tumbles over a stool, does a back flip, and lands on stomach- ‘Ow!’
Pie-sack: -takes big sip of milk-
Powder Puff: -jabs Anna in stomach with fingers-
Pie-sack: -spits milk all over Smith’s carpet and desk-
Smith: ‘What the heck did you do that for?!’
Smith: ‘You can see the wind.’
Pie-sack: '790 posts! Only 10 more to 100!'
Rin's Turn!
Powder Puff: You found socks in your notebook?!
ALB: Good watermelons, moldy carrots, and a dead Leah in a shoebox!
Pie-sack: -poking cupcake-
Smith: -mouths- What're you doing!?
Pie-sack: C:
Powder Puff: -singing- I can see clearly now my brain is gone!
Monkey: Wow Anne, you should be a comedian.
Anne: Wut?
Random Person: He's reading your journal.
Anne: -screams- GIVE IT!
In Response to the Wind-Seeing One:
Powder Puff: Mr. Smith! Mr. Smith! Guess what I saw this morning!
Smith: What?
Powder Puff: THE WIND! ^^
The Adventures of Chihuahua Boy and Rin:
The following are random quotes that my cousin, Tyler-kun, AKA Chihuahua Boy, and I have said. Most of these will make us crack up if said out loud. If they don't make sense... Sorriez!
Chihuahua Boy & Rin: BE FREE REPTAR!
Chihuahua Boy & Rin: Tape.
Rin: Take it apart and hide it.
Chihuahua Boy: This is what Hinata really thinks about Naruto: N-Naruto... I want to RAPE YOU! MUAHAHAHA!
Rin: -twitch-
Chihuahua Boy: -singing- CRANKY PANKY! CRANKY PAAANKY!
[/color][/size][/center]Powder Puff: ‘The buses are ringing at me!’
Bay-Bay-Wuvvy-Duvvy-Doo: ‘I give up. You win. You are the bigger idiot.’
Steven: 'Well, Craig is gay!' -on chair lift with Powder Puff/Smith
Powder Puff: 'Steven! Oh my god!'
Steven: 'What? He lost is virginity in like 4th grade too....'
Smith:-very silent- 'Well, you're not gonna lose yours until another like.... 30 years go by. Hey! The made a movie about you!!!!'
Powder Puff: '40-year old Virgin! HAHAHA!!!!'
IUB: ‘Three-hundred-ninety-five over fourty-four?!’
Skeelo: ‘That’d be just like making out with her! Your own student!’
Smith: ‘Read that. It make you smarter.’
Mr. Dance: ‘Ab-fwa-wut-fa-lu-loo... Ab-fallu-valu... ABSOLUTE VALUE!’
Pie-sack: Wooble!
Pie-sack: Weef!
Ju-Ju-Bear: ‘Lardy!!!!’
Powder Puff: ‘Picture everyone in their spandex!’
Pie-Sack: 'Leah has to wear spandex underneith those pants!'
Smith: ‘Yeah, sometimes I like to do that too....'
ALB: -silent, horrified looks-
Smith: ‘I was just kidding!’
Pie-sack: ‘Bad pictures. Very bad pictures.’
Martina: ‘Let’s show those football players who’s loudest! We are, trust me. They’re not that tough, I’ve dated one!’
Mrs. Lardson: ‘So have I!’
Pie-sack: ‘You dated a football player?!’
Mrs. Lardson: ‘No! No! No, no, no! That came out wrong!’
Mrs. Lardson: ‘Guess what! I’m having another baby!’
ALB: -silent-
Pie-sack: ‘What?’
Mrs. Lardson: ‘That came out wrong again, didn’t it?’
Mrs. Lardson: ‘Those were sinks?!’
Monkey: ‘I wish a carrot stick would run you over.’
Pie-Sack: ‘Dumb, dumb, dumb, we Andrew Smiths sure are dumb!’
Lemon-bar-Hater: ‘Lemon bars taste like ass.’
Lemon-Bar-hater: ‘Seriously, how old is this teacher? Is she, like, a really old lady?’
Pie-sack: ‘For one, it’s a he. For two, he’s only two years older than you.’
Lemon-Bar-hater: ‘Really?! Wow... Wait...’
Lemon-Bar-Hater: ‘Don’t eat!’
Pie-sack: ‘Lynnee! We made it to the next round!’
Powder Puff: ‘Anna, that’s not Lynnee...’
Pie-sack: ‘Oh, crap...’
Pie-sack: ‘Yeah, text notes do taste like... Woah! Look at that shiny thingy!’
Bay-Bay-Wuvvy-Duvvy-Doo: ‘I’m going to hit you with my ruler, okay? Great.’
Marnanen: ‘Do you seriously live in a hole, Mr. Smith?’
IUB: ‘You do live in a hole, Mr. Smith... How pathetic...’
Pie-sack: ‘We’ve driven this city crazy. That’d be why they’re kicking us out.’
Pie-sack: ‘Mr. Smith, my cousin is more mature than you. And she’s nine.’
Pie-sack: ‘Leah, would you rather diet with Mr. Smith or die with him? Really. No offense, but that’s not the last face I’d like to see... Maybe my cat...’
Powder Puff: ‘We should write a book. 101 ways to annoy your teachers. That’d be easy.’
Pie-sack: ‘Mr. Smith, can I hurl this pen cap at your head at great speeds, so it’s bound to hurt?’
Smith: -not really paying attention- ‘Sure...’
Pie-sack: ‘Cool!’ –hurls pen cap and hits Smith in nose-
Smith: ‘Why did you do that? Why would you do such a thing?’
Pie-sack: ‘You said I could.’
Smith: ‘I did not!’
Pie-sack: ‘Whatever...’
Smith: -has an ice cream in hand, and is talking, yet again, not paying attention.
Pie-sack: -swipes ice cream from his hand-
Smith: -grabs Anna’s wrist-
Pie-sack: -pulls away roughly-
Smith: -let’s go-
Pie-sack: -tumbles over a stool, does a back flip, and lands on stomach- ‘Ow!’
Pie-sack: -takes big sip of milk-
Powder Puff: -jabs Anna in stomach with fingers-
Pie-sack: -spits milk all over Smith’s carpet and desk-
Smith: ‘What the heck did you do that for?!’
Smith: ‘You can see the wind.’
Pie-sack: '790 posts! Only 10 more to 100!'
Rin's Turn!
Powder Puff: You found socks in your notebook?!
ALB: Good watermelons, moldy carrots, and a dead Leah in a shoebox!
Pie-sack: -poking cupcake-
Smith: -mouths- What're you doing!?
Pie-sack: C:
Powder Puff: -singing- I can see clearly now my brain is gone!
Monkey: Wow Anne, you should be a comedian.
Anne: Wut?
Random Person: He's reading your journal.
Anne: -screams- GIVE IT!
In Response to the Wind-Seeing One:
Powder Puff: Mr. Smith! Mr. Smith! Guess what I saw this morning!
Smith: What?
Powder Puff: THE WIND! ^^
The Adventures of Chihuahua Boy and Rin:
The following are random quotes that my cousin, Tyler-kun, AKA Chihuahua Boy, and I have said. Most of these will make us crack up if said out loud. If they don't make sense... Sorriez!
Chihuahua Boy & Rin: BE FREE REPTAR!
Chihuahua Boy & Rin: Tape.
Rin: Take it apart and hide it.
Chihuahua Boy: This is what Hinata really thinks about Naruto: N-Naruto... I want to RAPE YOU! MUAHAHAHA!
Rin: -twitch-
Chihuahua Boy: -singing- CRANKY PANKY! CRANKY PAAANKY!
Yeah. Feel free to post your dumb quotes here as well. I'd like to see how much randomness the people on this site have. Hah. And if you'd like me to explain any of the quotes above, just ask. I'd be glad to let you know. And I guarantee you that this will be added to. When I start remembering things...